Why daytime t.v. sucks and Netflix is a Saviour

I wake up when my sweet Neil wakes up for work. That of course is the bewitching hour of 6am. Sometimes i sleep till 9 am but most of the time i hit the interweb and apply for jobs. To keep the lonely factor down i put on the t.v. for companionship.This has allowed me to watch wonderful dull shows like "The Today" show and all that jazz . Let me tell you...damn these shows are boring. I guess im just not interested in who wore the best oscar dress or what star is dancing with whom? Thats where the wonderous Netflix comes in and saves the day. I watch whatever(basicly) what i want. I can watch the Chappelle show...a chessy 80's movie or Sarah Silverman. Ahh the wonderful world of the internet.